Yarr, Me Hearties!

Pregnant pirates are the best. They don't steal your rum!

Avast, ye scallywags! Sunday be International Talk Like a Pirate Day.Ye Bilge Rats best be swiggin' on the grog on the morrow! Arrr.

Neri approves of silly holidays that serve no purpose! Also, someone needs to school me in Pirate Lingo...