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| I'm on to you, universe... |
My rage bar is so full right now. I have been up for, oh, half an hour and already I've had a fight with the "man", found a toddler in my bed, been cornered by a gigantic grasshopper (No, really. I need to take a picture of these things. I swear they eat steroids and push semi trailers in their spare time.), made a fool of myself in a public forum, and to add insult to injury, World of Warcraft is still down. There is no more milk for coffee and the toddler has brought his trike inside. Fuuuuuuuuuuu.
If I had beer in the fridge, I'd drink one. If I was a frustrated dude, I'd probably spend the day surfing pr0n. Only my day is so awful that my beer would turn out to be bitter and the only porn I could find would be tragic Hentai.
So, Wednesday, I nominate YOU for a big, fat, sweaty mushroom print.
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