The Lemon

Deliciously guilt free... if you're a Blood Elf.

This week I have turned into what can only be described as a monster. My husband is currently on a massive health kick, and it's like I need to pick up where his poor eating habits left off. Cake, pie, pizza, noodle box, McMuffins - nothing can escape the gravitational pull of my gut. It scares me how quickly I've thrown away my self control in the pursuit of delicious food. It also explains why he was always so glutinous whenever I was trying to shed a few kilograms. We're both evil bastards who get sick pleasure in eating what the other cannot.

I have good news though! If you too suffer from this terrible trait, today I discovered something out in the garden that will cure us all. Once you've seen what I have to show you, you'll never want to eat food again. I know, I know. I'm such a kind and caring soul to be sharing this with you all. Anyhow! It's with great pride that I present to you, 'The Lemon':-

Seriously though, wtf is that stuff?!

Okay, so I lied about the kind and caring part. I'm getting my wisdom teeth out this week, and if I have to suffer and eat nothing but soup, then so do you.

You're welcome.