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| Knitting success! |
I'm feeling pretty chuffed with myself right now, if not more than a little ginger. My amazing Stitchin' 'n' Bitchin' partner in crime came around last night and managed to do what many internet tutorials could not -- Casadella taught me how to knit! That fine specimen in the image above is the result of our two hour session. I know, nothing incredible, but I am pretty sure my IQ isn't much higher than 90, so I think that's a pretty decent effort.
There's just one problem...
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| Tuns out knitting needles are actually torture tools. |
I have no doubt that I'm doing it wrong, because dear GOD, those bastards stab the crap out of my fingers! I think I know where J. K. Rowling got the inspiration for Professor Umbridge's idea of Detention. "I will not knit more than two rows at a time. I will not knit more than two rows at a time."
For my next knitting session, the Stitchin' 'n' Bitching supply list now consists of Jim Beam Cherry, Diet Coke, Teriyaki Noodle Box and band-aids. I think I might find some tacky Harry Potter ones. There's no way I'm letting something as silly as lava fingertips ruin my ambitions of creating clothing abominations!
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